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January 20, 2004
Gene Simmons KISS

Last night I went to the Viper Room, Johnny Depp's club in LA. I went to see The Thornbirds (Dean's band, FKA the Ducks) and see the group Metal Shop. The Thornbirds were great and you should buy their new CD as soon as it comes out in March. The single I love is Teenage Tramp. They offer it for download free now. BUT SUPPORT THE BAND, BUY THE CD!

So...(hee hee, a California SO) I was there with David (I have no friends outside work) and we were meeting Drew Carey to catch the Metal Shop part of the show. Drew is a big fan of Metal Shop and so am I now. They are an 80's rock hair band. It was like an hour of being in high school sneaking in to clubs again. They put on an incredible show. They cover Twisted Sister's I Wanna Rock to Guns N Roses' Paradise City. The banter in between songs is priceless. Again, buy the CD!

Well, there we are waiting to see Metal Shop take the stage and who should wander in? Gene Simmons and his entourage. Well, being the ever dutiful boob whore I am, I had my camera and a Sharpie ready. :) Gene holds court when he's out. He calls women to him like some sex god. It was too fun to watch. Girls were tripping over each other to say hi and get a kiss, from KISS.

Anyway, Gene is very nice, and posed for me after signing my boobs.

Once again, you read my entry, so here is what you came for...

Gene Simmons signs my boobs!



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Visit these related sites:


The Viper Room
Gene Simmons online
Kiss Army Online
Dean and the boys
Metalshop

Oh, Jamie Pressly was at the Viper Room too. She's on the cover of February's Playboy, and naked in the mag. OH MY!

Posted by lili at 07:33 PM
January 19, 2004
Seymore Butts

As I was looking though the exhibitors for AVN, I missed this gem. If you haven't caught the Showtime program Family Business, you've missed a hilarious look into the "porn" industry. The show chronicles the adult film maker Seymore Butts. Seymore (Adam Glasser), his mom and Cousin Steve all work hard to bring you the best in adult entertainment. As his name implies, his videos cater to a certain type of entertainment. Anyway, Seymour was a true gentleman gave me his autograph and commented that Ron Jeremy had signed his named backwards.

Once again, you read my entry, so here is what you came for...

Seymore Butts signs my boobs!



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boobies whoo hoo!



boobies whoo hoo!


Visit these related sites:

Seymore Butts online

Family Business on Showtime

Posted by lili at 08:14 PM
January 16, 2004
Ron Jeremy

I had a childhood dream come true. Well, not childhood...teenhood. :) I was 15 years old when I saw my first "porn film," Inside Seka starring Ron Jeremy. Followed up by the John Leslie classic, Talk Dirty to Me. My introduction to Ron Jeremy and John Leslie helped form my sexual adult life. Thank you both.

Anyway...I went to AVN. The Adult Video News conference happens at the same time as CES. I went there with one specific goal. Meeting Ron Jeremy. My dream came true. He was a sweetheart. I waited my turn to say hi and get an autograph. When I finally got up to him and asked for his autograph, he treated me to a little surprise. I was felt up and bitten by the hedgehog of porn. I must say, I generally don't like being manhandled in public by a stranger, but hey...it's Ron Jeremy! He was hanging with Dennis Hof, who owns the Bunny Ranch, and showed him my billboards. After a little more fondling (it was nice to be fondled by a pro),I got my autograph. He signed it backwards, what a talented guy...off-screen too. :)

Once again, you read my entry, so here is what you came for...

Ron Jeremy signs my boobs!



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boobies whoo hoo!



Here is a bonus photo of me and Dennis Hof from the Bunny Ranch.


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Visit these related sites:

Ron Jeremy online

John Leslie directs too
And his new site should launch soon. www.JohnLeslie.com

The Bunny Ranch

Posted by lili at 12:22 AM
January 13, 2004
Penn & Teller

Penn & Teller bring me to tears with laughter, every time I see them.

I had the pleasure of being in Las Vegas for my 38th birthday. Or as I like to sayÖI am 456 months old.

Anyway, I spent my morning sleeping in and trying to feel better. I had been going hard and fast the last few days at CES and AVN. Having a cold/sinus infection is not the best way to attend 2 conventions and travel. Though, staying at Rio is the best way to sleep in when you are in Vegas. Every room is a suite, the beds are comfy and the pillows are great!

I finally dragged my ass out of bed at 2pm, took a shower and dressed for a night out in Vegas. I met my sister Carol, her husband Gordon, David and some other people (who want to remain nameless) for dinner at the Rio buffet.

After dinner we headed to see Penn & Teller. My friend Dean was kind enough to get me tickets to see P&T. He is friends with Penn and was a total sweetheart to do it. Thank you Dean. Kiss. Kiss. Visit his great site and buy stuff! The Bill of Rights as a subversive act:

securityedition.com

If youíve never seen P&T, you have missed a lot! They have been working together for close to 3 decades, and are the best when it comes to showmanship. They put on a comedy magic show. If you expect a Las Vegas show, youíll be disappointed. They perform magic by showing you the trick; yet still making you wonder how the hell they did it. They also have a messageÖ Itís fun to let yourself be fooled for entertainment, but donít let con men pull the wool over your eyes.

Itís 90 minutes of amazement and debauchery. I was very pleased to see them do an older routine that I love. Itís called Blast Off. They do the old saw a person in half trick and then do it again in clear Plexiglas to let you see how itís done. It plays into the Vegas style show and yet exposes the con. You are still amazed at the trick after watching it explained.

I love intellectual humor. I love being in on the joke. Yet, when the do the magic bullet, trick, I never want to know how itís done. I want the magic of Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny, just a little.

If you get the chance to see them live, GO! They play six nights a week at the Rio and they star in the Showtime show Bullshit! They expose con men, psychics and the bullshit so many people get fooled by. The 2nd season is starting soon, check your local listings.

You were great and read my entry, so here is what you came for...

Penn and Teller sign my straightjacket and my boobs!



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boobies whoo hoo!



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boobies whoo hoo!



boobies whoo hoo!


Visit these related sites:

Penn & Teller online

Bullshit! On Showtime

Tickets at the Rio

Rio All-Suite Hotel and Casino.

Posted by lili at 10:46 PM